THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Wait, they were selling something here?
remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?
sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard
Reblogged (again) for the last comment.
Lol I fucking love this. Women are objectified all the time in advertisements and the minute the tables are turned everyone flips a shit. Thank god someone made this commercial and put it into perspective for the men
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
that could have been a supernatural gif but it’s a star trek gif instead i’m impressed
I’m just kind of marveling at how much Benedict and Martin’s relationship has changed over the years. There they are in 2010 just promoting the first season of Sherlock. They are sitting quite far apart on the couch, very nice but still a bit awkward with each other. Flash forward to 2013 and they are great friends and go on pinching each others bums and fingering each other on live TV and laughing then about it. Lovely…
"fingering each other on live tv" i’m sorry, what
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you.
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"I’m just a fat guy sitting in the cold."
“Why are you sitting in the cold?”
“I’m waiting to go to work. I work an overnight security job. I live in Philly, but I take the bus up here and stay for four days each week. I can’t find work in Philly and I’ve got two kids.”
“Where do you sleep?”
“Starbucks, McDonalds, anywhere I can take a quick nap.”
Today I found out that my grandmother kills plants she doesn’t want in her yard by brewing up her own poison and using a hypodermic needle to inject the concoction directly into the root system of the problem-plant. And now I’m reaaaally afraid to get…